Even Kathy's diversionary leg show (in her 'Suzy Wong' get-up, which got her plenty of admirers among the chaps, a not-surprising number of whom had fond naval memories of Honkers in the olden days) can't draw attention away from my chins! David, to our right, who I'd never clapped eyes on before, surprised the hell out of me by goose-stepping across the dining room and giving me a most convincingly martial salute!